Elephant Stew For A Crowd

• elephant1
• rabbits (optional)↗2
• salt and pepper

Step-by-step instructions

1. 1

   Cut elephant into bite size pieces.

2. 2

   This should take about 2 months.

3. 3

   Add enough brown gravy to cover.

4. 4

   Cook over hot fire for 3 weeks.

5. 5

   This will serve 3800 people.

6. 6

   If more are expected, the two rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.